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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock -Who's there? Allah. -Allah who? [Allahu akbar!]( http://i.imgur.com/ifn9enX.jpg)"
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"If jerk chicken could talk, what would it say? ""Fuck-ooooff, fuck-ooooff, FUCK-OFF!!!"""
"You really inspire me to be a bitter person."
"ME: isn't this great?? WIFE: not really ME: *looks down from the top bunk* what's wrong"
"Donald Trump, his publicist, and his ghostwriter walk into a bar... ""So you're alone tonight, Donnie?"""
"Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they're cheetahs."
"A Jewish son asks his dad for five dollars... The dad replies, ""Four dollars?! What do you need three dollars for?!"""
"[Wrench factory] BOSS: I'm proud to say it's been 250 days without an injury! WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *"
"*runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon."