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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock -Who's there? Allah. -Allah who? [Allahu akbar!]( http://i.imgur.com/ifn9enX.jpg)"

"Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes."

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."

"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? I'm sorry, what?"

"Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the ""paws"" button on the VCR."

"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free...."

"Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends... when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold."

"My parents are mixed raced. My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ~ Stewart Francis."

"Why is 6 scared of 7 Numbers are a conseptional idea thought by humans and as such they are not able to produce emotions and/or think."

"If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don't need it to add up all the ladies you get...."