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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they give hurricanes epic names like cyclone of doom or the fate fairy instead of frikken Sandy...."

"I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone."

"What has walls, but no corners, and an opening, but is not a room? A vagina. Lol, top kek."

"A few redditors wake up in hell. A few less reposts."

"My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass"

"Someone asked me if I was more indecisive or anti-climactic. I guess if I had to choose...I'd definitely say I'm one or the other."

"Air resistance Is a jerk"

"'What I'm about to say is extremely important!!' -Drunk people"

"Here's my impression of an average ELI5 post. ELI5 how do you post in ELI5?"