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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."
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"Oh man, I just got back from the most awesome campground orgy. It was in tents."
"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"
"Why is there no gang violence on the space station? Because it is a zero G environment."
"That ONE time In class you raise your hand, and some motherfucker screams out the answer."
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"
"The scariest thing about the terrorists is how fast they can do the monkey bars in their training camp videos."
"I don't trust left handed people They're never right"
"What is the official ice cream flavor of the Academy Awards? Vanilla, because it's all white."
"LPT: Never use hyperbole."