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Joke of the Day
"Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples."
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"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""
"What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder? An asylum seeker."
"I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad."
"A farmer and his herd of cows walk into a bar. The bartender says to the farmer ""We don't serve your kine here."""
"Just once I'd like to see a celebrity show up to the red carpet in jeans and be like, ""Oh, was this today? I was just in the neighborhood."""
"Why don't asians like to applause? Because every time they do all they do is crap"
"What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic"
"Im going to make a joke about Polish people They're shiny"
"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."