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Joke of the Day
"When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws."
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"I may eat animals, but at least I wait until they're DEAD. Plants are ALIVE, vegans. You disgust me."
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."
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"TIL Today I learnt what TIL meant."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? Little Caesers"
"Ate a salad for lunch so basically I didn't eat lunch."
"The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam."