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Joke of the Day
"Some people like those European youngsters... But I prefer the euthanasia"
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"On the 1st episode of Casper the Friendly Ghost, Casper the Friendly Boy was eaten by a clown behind his grandparents' barn."
"What did one helmet say to the other I'll stay here, you go on a head"
"They say money doesn't grow on trees So what are hedgefunds then?"
"What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to 16 trees."
"I got arrested the other day for stealing full stops. I'm looking at a long sentence."
"Why'd the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken"
"The Bible is a lot like those online Terms of Use Agreements. Everyone says they agree with it, but very few people actually read it."
"Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Huge tits."
"I've been on a diet for a month and I've lost exactly 4 weeks."