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Joke of the Day

"TIL Today I learnt what TIL meant."

"How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad? Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood."

"What's the difference between a dirty Greyhound station and a lobster with big breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Went to a KKK meeting the other day... It was a load of white sheet."

"Did you hear about the guy who got a boner during a wine tasting? It turned out it was only a semillon"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it"

"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"

"What Did The Chinese Man Say When Asked What He Wanted For Dinner? Bitch please."

"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."

"Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!"