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Joke of the Day
"My friend recently started a career as a hitman... I hear he's making a killing."
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"What do you call a PHD in religious studies? Gods doctor."
"How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky."
"Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us."
"Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time"
"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"It doesn't matter if it's fight club or book club or some other kind of club, I guarantee I don't want to talk about it."
"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"
"What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!"