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Joke of the Day

"I figured out the solution to iceis We just kick them under the fridge."

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"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !"
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"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because it involves shooting, stealing and running."
"My x-girlfriend had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh It was amazing! If you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean!!!"