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Joke of the Day
"Why do trees die? They become board."
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"Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn't suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)"
"Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"
"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
"The original E*TRADE baby, Jaden Mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago."
"I'll bet Johnny Depp is somewhere supercool right now, wearing 7 scarves."
"Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire? It was a poultry amount"
"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"
"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"