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Joke of the Day

"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like--it was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."

"Hashtag. A game you play in the quad of any state college..."

"My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish... She would dress like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."

"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."

"Judge: *whispering* pls stop introducing yourself like this just because u work in my chambers it doesn't m- Me: YES HI IM HIS CHAMBERMAID"

"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."

"I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up."

"Dyslexic man So a dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"What do you call fake excrement? Shampoo."

"I broke my finger today... But on the other hand I am completely fine."