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Joke of the Day
"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."
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"Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember he usually does !"
"WhatsApp..... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"
"What do you call a snake on viagra? Rod!"
"I heard Google is turning 15 years old today. Now it's really going to think it knows everything."
"Good friends are just like snowballs. They go away if you pee on them."
"The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates."
"What's the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."
"I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet... ...I just need to learn how to change the polarity."
"I'm even late for work when I work from home"