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Joke of the Day

"I have really bad hearing & thought he said ""I love turds"" but he said ""nerds"" & now I don't know what to do with this shit in my underwear."

"I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you."

"What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court? The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people."

"What do you call it when you say ""please"" and ""thank you"" during sex? common Coitusy"

"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"

"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"

"Some people might as well post ""Wants Attention"" as their Facebook status"