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Joke of the Day
"Said the porcupine, ""I just love prickled onions."""
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"How come Jesus could never play for the Blackhawks? Because he's always getting hung up on the boards."
"Chickens are jews. they even sell their own children."
"I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I'm a writer. ""Oh yeah?"" he asks. ""Have you sold anything yet?"" I said, ""Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."""
"How many Juggalos does it take to change a light bulb? FUCKIN' LIGHT BULBS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?!"
"What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea? I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face."
"I run faster horny than you do scared."
"I like my Wifi like I like my sex... Unprotected."
"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."
"I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"