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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? Sinko de mayo"
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"I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night."
"Imagine my surprise when I found out ""restraining order"" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up."
"Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS."
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? A: Decalfinated."
"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"
"I was suddenly awoken with a blowjob this morning That's the last time I fall asleep with my mouth open on the train"
"Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom."
"What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? An untenable situation"