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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !"
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"""No, I'm fine."" - an angry girlfriend being attacked by lions"
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"I'm 23 years old Truly in my prime"
"What is the worst kind of vegetable to run a country? A penis shaped potato. Its a dick-tater."
"Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War? Because X Marx the spot."
"So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."