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Joke of the Day

"I went to the blacksmiths for a job interview He asked me ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off."""

"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"

"What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump? I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges."

"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"

"Types of people There are two types of people. People wh don't finish what they start and..."

"How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? Tell him he's a duck."

"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."

"I was walking past the supermarket when I saw a sign saying, ""All items: a third off."" I bought a dozen eggs but unfortunately 4 of them were bad."

"wife: Did you get the cat out of the tree? me [bleeding] Wasn't a cat"

"I'm uncomfortable with abortion. It gives me cramps."