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Joke of the Day
"what do u call a native guy with one leg not even"
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"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"
"What do you call a bossy kitty? A pushy cat"
"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."
"What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? ""Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."""
"I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo."
"What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans? Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!"
"Another ""Iron Man"" Joke Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command."
"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."
"This guy at the bar yells in my face ""Have you been sleeping with my wife?!""... I said ""No, she's always awake when I'm over there"""