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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon."
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"So there are these two hats on a rack... One of them says to the other, ""You go on a head, I'm just gonna hang here"""
"""Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds"" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth"
"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."
"I heard something about a Finding Dory Trailer being released today, but I forgot..."
"/u/username goes to the grocery store.... username checks out."
"A young nun is sewing a hole in a sock... ...when she pricks her finger with the needle. - Shit! - Crap, I said shit! - Damn, I said crap! - Aw, fuck it. I never wanted to become a nun, anyways."
"Bear: *lowers sunglasses. Is it *beary* serious? Cops:...Ok that's funny but but you mauled a child so yes. You have to go back to the zoo."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!"
"Sorry a lot of sand came out of my sleeve when I shook your hand; I went to the beach six years ago."