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Joke of the Day

"I wanna see Le Pan Quotidien fight Au Bon Pain in a pretentious chain restaurant cage match & the winner gets to fight Pret-a-Manger."

"What's the simplest way to prevent rape? Consent."

"What Will Mexico's National Sport Become if Trump Is Elected? Pole Vaulting"

"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."

"Remember that time Hitler had a juice cleanse?"

"why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"This says it all... It all."

"Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office? They said it was a staff infection."

"How did the hipster die? He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool."

"5yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" 4yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" CODE RED CODE RED"