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Joke of the Day

"Remember that time Hitler had a juice cleanse?"

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair."

"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? The woman won't take a 2.5 inch floppy."

"A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender said ""You three get the hell out of my bar! I don't want to be part of a joke."""

"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""

"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."

"Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit."

"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... Just like two thongs don't make it tight."