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Joke of the Day
"Remember that time Hitler had a juice cleanse?"
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"To satisfy a women: praise her, pamper her, cuddle her, hold her, kiss her, talk to her , listen to her, respect her, LOVE her...to satisfy a man, suck his cock JOB DONE !!"
"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut."
"Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop"
"Do you know why every new bride smiles? Because she just gave her last blow job."
"Dad, What is your favorite music genre ? Elevator music"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"
"Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads."
"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."
"Study finds Washington state residents consumed 175 metric tons of pot in 2013 (real news) As a result, the state is changing it's slogan to ""Whoa Dude."""