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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite type of fish? GAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha"

"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."

"Wouldn't mind having a bonus hole that fireworks shot out of when I got confused."

"""Choas Theory""-themed restaurant: Eating Disorder"

"There are only two types of people I hate in this world... Racists and black people."

"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear today."

"Ever have a feeling like you've tasted that mustard before? That's called Dijon Vu."

"Why are asprins white? Because they work!"

"What is another word for a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"

"Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick."