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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock."

"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."

"DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth's equator, most of them would drown."

"Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!"

"Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs? Because it was haulin' oats."

"I heard that Al Qaeda recently received substantial financial aid from an unknown person in South Korea. It seems the terrorists have Won."

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it'll eat for weeks!"

"When I was a child, I was raped by a group of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."

"One obtuse angle says to the other, ""Oh man it's hot in here!"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, it's over 90 degrees!"""

"My son and I play a game where he talks all day and I bang my head against a wall."