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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant? All the cotton has been picked from her tampon."

"believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it."

"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."

"math problem that didn't stump the internet 2 girls 1 cup"

"Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions)."

"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"

"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck my sandwiches before I eat them."

"Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well."

"Why does the number 288 not come up in polite conversation? Because it's two gross."

"What does a lonely pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."