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Joke of the Day

"I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream."

"I had a dream about a horse in a suit of armor. Pretty sure it was a knightmare."

"How is a blowjob like a lobster dinner? You have to leave the house to get a good one."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"[i walk in with broken ribs and face bleeding] yeah but you should see the other guy! [cut to: horse just chilling in a field enjoying life]"

"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"

"What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda"

"two guys talking.... Guy one: I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally peed in her. Now she won't talk to me. Guy two: Sounds like urine trouble."

"Vanilla Ice: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it... [Guy from back of concert]: why did my dad leave?"

"Everything always ends well. If not it's probably not the end."