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Joke of the Day

"You can take the girl out of the food court, but not this girl. I'm staying."

"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"

"Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd When asked about his personality, Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd replied: ""I don't give a flock."""

"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"

"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."

"ME: let me be frank DAD: [eyes widen] ME: and if you say hi Frank I'm dad, I'm gonna be real pissed DAD: fair enough GonnaBeRealPissed"

"Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow."

"When I told my buddy that I'd be with his mom tonight, he informed me that she had died 5 years ago That's never stopped me before"

"It's hard for me to believe that the new Star Wars trailer has already been seen millions of times. How do they even know where it's parked?"

"Why do they call a ""pap-smear"" a ""pap-smear""? Because it sounds a lot better than ""cunt-scrape""."