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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call a ""pap-smear"" a ""pap-smear""? Because it sounds a lot better than ""cunt-scrape""."

"origin stories: spiderman: bitten by spider green hornet: bitten by green hornet gambit: bitten by a gam magneto: bitten by magnetic toe"

"I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it's partly cloudy with a chance of bomb."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full"

"A recent survey shows... A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you're one of the nine then."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the Jaw."

"Please donate to my gofundme to replace the laptop i threw across the room in anger after my last gofundme failed"

"What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common? Tons of koffing spawns."

"I got a new German cell phone I put it on airplane mode. It locked me out and then crashed"