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Joke of the Day

"Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying ""I do"" you will have to click ""I agree to these terms and conditions."""

"No one is more shocked that I brought my cat to a baseball game than my cat."

"Apparently people keep mistaking me for their Mirrors because they keep saying I'm ugly or fat"

"Why do hitman always wear gloves? because theyre always wacking guys off...."

"How many reporters does it take to get a headline with ISIS?"

"lobsters would be proud of themselves if they knew how expensive they were"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to come."

"When Russians visit Mexico What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico? Trotsky's Revenge"

"My girlfriend was really excited about sex but said we couldn't because she was on her period... .. I turned back and declared ""The only thing a period stops is a sentence."""

"Good Girls & Bad Girls! Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!"