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Joke of the Day
"How many reporters does it take to get a headline with ISIS?"
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"My wife is a sex object. I ask for sex, she objects."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"
"the cool part about hitting your 30s is just about anything u do for fun eventually leads to a headache, diarrhea, anxiety, or just sweating"
"How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki."
"Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!"
"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"
"I caught a disease on my trip to Sparta... The doctor says I have Leonitis"
"Why are Jews so good in school? They were taught how to concentrate well."
"What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars? A General Grievance."