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Joke of the Day

"When Russians visit Mexico What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico? Trotsky's Revenge"

"Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads."

"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"

"You do understand ""Tan"" and ""Orange"" are 2 very different colors right?"

"This joke was the first post I ever made! Did you hear the one about Kevin Ware? He turned White Man Can't Jump into Black Man Can't Land."

"Being a judge incorporates my two favorite things: wearing a robe and judging people. I missed my calling."

"""If anyone has any objections, speak now or- SHES LITERALLY A BANANA Groom: IS THIS TRUE EMMA? Best man: I f'kin KNEW she bruised too easily"

"What did the police officer want from the criminal store? Just ice."

"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"

"What hand do you wipe with? Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper?"