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Joke of the Day

"I went to Thailand... Saw a hot girl in the bar. I kept telling myself ""don't get a erection, don't get a erection"". After 5 mins, it happened.. She got a erection"

"What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains"

"Turkey; you are approching to our border! Russia;cyka -stay out of our border! -blyat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUkGFOhWsAAKvkB.png"

"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."

"If 8 got laid... she would be fucking without any limits."

"I realised today after seeing gray hair in the mirror that my dream of being a child star will never happen."

"I know it's a tetherball pole in a public park. But, where else can I practice my sweet, sexy dance moves on a Sunday morning?"

"Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married. But both Rappers Pitbull and Snoop Dogg declined the invitation."

"Fails drug test. Adds ""Positive"" Person to resume."

"A husband says to his wife: ""I hate to tell you this but your swimming costume is very tight and revealing."" ""Wear your own one then!"""