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Joke of the Day
"knock knock nice try kiddo, i'm homeless"
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"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."
"Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected. ""Why's that?"" Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog."
"What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common? They both work in gastronomy"
"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, ""You're making a scene"""
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hang. (P.S I am Christian )"
"*Crosses fingers* *Fingers plan their revenge*"
"Don't judge me for my race, don't judge me for my gender. Judge me because I've read all four of the Twilight books."
"What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord? A silverbach."