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Joke of the Day

"After grandpa's unfortunate steamroller incident last year, man crush Monday is always a difficult time for me and my family."

"SIRGEN = A Slut that acts like a VIRGIN"

"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"

"Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die."

"I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub."

"Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they stopped spending 95 billion dollars on advertising."

"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't. They just beat up the room for being dark and arrest the light for being broke."

"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."

"My friend takes helium recreationally. He speaks very highly about it."