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Joke of the Day

"Pot smokers like to say it's safe because it's natural. Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that got a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day. It was quite bazaar."

"Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together? Apparently that's all they spent."

"I get my best showering ideas when I'm writing jokes."

"I got a nice Rolex from the lesbian couple next door after they asked me what I wanted for my birthday. It's a cool gift and all, but I think they misunderstood me when I told them I wanna watch."

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin"

"Messi carrying Argentina. Neymar carrying Brazil. British Airways carrying England"

"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"

"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"