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Joke of the Day

"Johnny's mother called his father at work... ""Johnny just swallowed a nickle and spit up two dimes, what do I do??"" ""Keep feeding him nickles!"""

"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"

"Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush? Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week..."

"Baby detective: These stab wounds here, they- *coroner covers the body with a sheet* Baby: OH MY GOD. THE BODY! ITS GONE! WHERE DID IT GO"

"Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit."

"How do you spot a vegan at the gym? Pretty much the same as anyone else."

"What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"What's the funniest type of Mexican food? Fajitahahahas"

"What do you say to a grammar nazi who just got their left side cut off? Their, they're, there. You'll be all right."

"YO' MAMA IS LIKE... ASS HAIR Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t."