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Joke of the Day
"What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing. Because he's Jewish."
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"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."
"I had my wife on all fours last night... As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
"People who say ""in and of itself"" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world."
"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"
"Coworker: My arms are killing me from hoeing in my garden this weekend. Me: Thanks but I'd rather not hear about your sex life."
"Knock Knock... Who's there? To. To who? To whom*"
"What do you call a sexy Muslim A ji-hottie!"
"Which chord do pedophiles like the most? A minor"
"My Mom asked me to help her sign up to Twitter so I did and she's really enjoying Google Plus."