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Joke of the Day

"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"

"The invention of the jackhammer. . . It was groundbreaking. [Side Note] I have already posted this on /r/badpuns but, that seems inactive so, I decided to repost it here."

"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."

"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."

"I bought some ""no more tears"" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!"

"How do narcissists remember everything? ...They have a photogenic memory."

"How are blind kids punished by their parents? The parents move the furniture."

"I'm glad George Washington didn't live long enough to see his face printed out and rubbed on the ass of every stripper."

"Coffee rules everything around me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the sugar. Java java beans, y'all."

"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""