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Joke of the Day

"I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave."

"They say that 5 in 3 people are bad at fractions. Don't even get me started on the other half."

"some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what"

"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"What do you call an angry reticle? A cross-hair"

"There was one good thing still to be said about the politician who went to prison for stalking... He was a man of the peep-hole!"

"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."

"Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded."

"Whenever I have a twitter break, I check my job."

"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""