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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I have a twitter break, I check my job."

"Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"

"Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler."

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show. (heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)"

"Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to."

"What happened to the cross-eyed circumcist? She got the sack"

"Just received an email saying: ""Want to see Celine Dion live?"" My first thought was that it was a ransom demand."

"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""

"There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin."