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Joke of the Day

"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"Dr. Dre is coming out with celebrity themed Beats headsets. The first one is Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, it is black and blue colored."

"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook."

"Superpowers If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Cold war Russia."

"How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet."

"Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it."

"What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams."

"A Reddit moderator walks into a bar [removed]"

"How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one - you fucking bigot."

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is trying to remember what I wanted when calling in my take out order."