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Joke of the Day

"President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston."

"""Creation science"" has the same intellectual heft as ""dragon anatomy""."

"Is it a coincidence that as soon as Bruce Jenner turns into a female, that she becomes a bad driver? Too soon?"

"Son: I'm gay, dad. Dad: no I'm gay dad Dad #2: no I'm gay dad"

"Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now."

"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""

"What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing? An **UFO** - **U**nflushable **F**loating **O**bject"

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""

"10 Ways to cut down on clickbait! Does anyone know?"

"""I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?"" ... *knocks on stall wall* ""Hello? Can u hear me?"" ... ""I like your shoes...Hello?"" .."