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Joke of the Day

"President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston."

"If I got a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive .. .. I'd eventually be attractive."

"Waiter there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !"

"What's the Russian word for water? Vodka"

"Do you want to hear a short joke? One second......"

"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."

"What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin? Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share."

"Did you guys hear about the dyslexic man who went to the toga party? They wouldn't let him in because he showed up dressed as a goat."

"What do you call a fat psychic... ...a psychic you fat shaming cunt"

"I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough."