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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 8 rabbits? a rabbyte"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !"

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors."

"I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage."

"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."

"Now that it's 2017 I can finally make this joke! I haven't showered since last year! Hahaha"

"How did Bob die, when he went on a trip to Africa? He got ""boar""ed to death."

"I was in the living room and a book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame."

"Going from Obama to Trump is like going to a nice restaurant but it's full so u leave and have to eat an old ketchup packet from ur car"

"Chemistry Humor... ""What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces?"" Guacomole."