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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 8 rabbits? a rabbyte"

"What do you call a black and white bra? Zebra"

"[Serious] Holocaust jokes are NOT funny and never will be. It's a very sore spot for many people. Personally, my grandfather died at Dachau, he got drunk and fell out of his watchtower."

"I tried to be a gentleman to this pretty lady, so I held the door open for her... But she just screamed at me as she got sucked out of the plane! Women are so ungrateful for nice guys nowadays."

"Why aren't anal sex jokes funny? Because they tend to be inside jokes."

"A couple of crows were in prison the other day... They were held for attempted murder."

"So today I met a guy who went to high school with OJ Simpson. I asked him what OJ was like back then. He was quite the lady-killer apparently"

"If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager"

"What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."

"Kudos to Mattel for making Barbie reflect the average woman! I'm buying the one with massive student loan debt & a fear of cement trucks."