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Joke of the Day

"10 Ways to cut down on clickbait! Does anyone know?"

"My dream car is shaq wearing heelys holding me up by my hips like simba"

"What type of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"

"I hanged myself for being fat The rope broke"

"Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)"

"At my funeral I'm going to have a Sharpie chained to the coffin so friends can draw one last dick on my face."

"Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band? We are called Juan Direction."

"I like my men like I like my external hard drives... Solid state, and to dump all my history on. history"

"Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police."

"I'm hiring a motivational speaker for my lazy eye."