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Joke of the Day

"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."

"Imagine us waiting for 2016 and all of sudden comes 2015 s"

"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"

"Good thing is that the Irish won't be leaving EU. Although, U2 would probably still sound as good With or Without EU."

"What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. "

"Titanic II: Jack Survives"

"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"

"Why are Canadians atheist? Because they are Eh-theists."

"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."

"My buddy drowned the other day I placed a life jacket in his coffin It's what he would've wanted"