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Joke of the Day
"Can anyone teach me how to finger a minor? I need to work on my guitar skills."
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"My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don't be the reason we can't have nice things"
"Forrest Gump What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password ? 1forrest1"
"What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !"
"Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said ""Can you hear me now?"" the NSA was quietly answering ""Yes we can."""
"Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won't be a dry seat in the cinema."
"How is my penis like a dead midget? They're both a little stiff"
"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"
"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security."