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Joke of the Day
"Can anyone teach me how to finger a minor? I need to work on my guitar skills."
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"What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?"
"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor."
"What cause of death did the doctor give for a patient whom died after staring at a woman's behind? assfixation"
"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"
"My uncles wife is a sex therapist. (Possibly NSFW?) I call her Aunty climax."
"If sleep is the cousin of death, then nap-kins are at least relatives."
"What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed? Yes! But we cantaloupe."
"An egg and a chicken are lying in bed, the egg's enjoying a nice, post-coital smoke... Chicken looks over and says ""Well, that answers that question. """
"Seriously, soup? If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar."