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Joke of the Day

"2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks. 2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme."

"What was Hitler's favourite air vehicle? heilcopter"

"/r/Jokes is broken"

"The last time my heart beat this fast I was at my boyfriend's parent's house and the toilet water was rising... -My best pickup line"

"Future generations will never believe Sarah Palin was a real person."

"I'm for driverless cars but honestly having to drive is the only thing standing in the way of me being a complete drunk piece of shit 24/7"

"A cop stops a drunk man and asks ""how high are you?"" The man replies. ""That is wrong English. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"""

"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"

"What do you call an old parallelogram? A parrallelo-gran"

"Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right"