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Joke of the Day
"Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people"
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"Have you heard my joke about construction? I'm still working on it"
"What is light and red? Pink"
"I don't think playing catch with the kid was the problem so much as the fact that I kept dropping him."
"Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months"
"My father once told me... .... to go outside and jump on a trampoline... except I didn't hear the 'oline'"
"Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed."
"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"
"""Bikini faux pas: are you guilty?"" As a guy, it's very hard to imagine the bullshit that women are bombarded with."
"Today in 1775, Jane Austen was born. She wrote ""Sense & Sensibility,"" ""Pride & Prejudice,"" and ""Lust & Lunchables."""