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Joke of the Day
"Future generations will never believe Sarah Palin was a real person."
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"Why did the condom go flying through the air? ... It got pissedoff."
"What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car."
"""I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!"" ~ a bi-polar bear"
"A dyslexic walks in to a bra"
"(telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night? That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*"
"Why do we call rulers ""Your Highness""? because that's what they measure."
"What do you put in an oragami gun? Paper clips."
"So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke."