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Joke of the Day

"I'm for driverless cars but honestly having to drive is the only thing standing in the way of me being a complete drunk piece of shit 24/7"

"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."

"What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u"

"I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me. It keeps me on my toes."

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late."

"BAR JOKE So, a guy walks into a bar...."

"What would a reddit restaurant be called? Chooters"

"Old ladies are not as fucking helpful as they think they are."

"Girl: What do you like to do in your free time? Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really? I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know."