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Joke of the Day

"/r/Jokes is broken"

"Two pharaohs farted at the same time. They had a toot in common."

"I think from now on...I'm going to start referring to the crease on my double chin, as an ""extra smile""."

"Mayweather remains unbeaten Unlike his ex-girlfriends."

"Whats the difference between a Pizza and Jew? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

"Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame."

"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."

"Just saw a bug change its mind about going into a McDonalds."

"Volunteer me to do something without checking with me first so I know whose mailbox to leave the dead squirrel in."

"I wanted to make sure my kids were safe when they are playing outside.... So I put an ISIS flag in my window. Now my neighbors watch them 24/7."